they're especially fun when:
-you are (literally) the only ones there, so all the staff can hear your giggles.
-you drink arnold palmers for at least fifteen minutes before you even think about ordering.
-your date wears suspenders and parts his crazy hair.
-your date also knows every old song that comes on.
-you go in planning on eating dessert.
-your date pays your tip with neatly stacked quarters.
we could eat diner food at least three times per week
but that wouldn't be good for our waistlines, now would it?