Saturday, September 8, 2012

you make traffic jams feel like parades.

steps to managing a stressful traffic jam:

[ S T E P  O N E ]
- have a favorite person with you. better yet, a cute favorite person to stare at.

[ S T E P  T W O ]
- have some good ole lana playing.

[ S T E P  T H R E E ]
- make up stories about where the swarms of cars are headed... as well as all the ridiculous reasons we are all going so slow. make the stories involve impossible mythical creatures.

[ S T E P  F O U R ]
- get started on your in-the-event-of-an-apocalypse plans.

[ S T E P  F I V E ]
- pity laugh at your traffic jam buddy's lame jokes and get tickled to make you laugh for reals.

[ S T E P  S I X ]
- make up a secret handshake. keep forgetting about the order of gestures, and eventually decide on just hand hugging for an extended period of time.

[ S T E P  S E V E N ]
- realize you have been irresponsible drivers in this traffic... ;)

tried and tested.
it's a system that works, people.



  1. ohhhhhh i love this!!!! so stinkin cute! i cant wait til my boys back, im definitely putting this to the test!

  2. i still love that picture. mmmmmmm. SOGOOD!!!!!

    i shall try this method.

  3. haha. LOVE THIS. Adore this post, love. If you get a sec, I'd love if you'd check out my latest outfit post and part one of my NYFW experience, including my lunch to discuss my style column and meeting the fabulous Olivia Palermo... Eeek.<3

  4. This is such an adorable picture of you two!
    Beautiful couple

    so goshdarnfreakingamazingly gorgeous.

  6. agreed, especially listening to lana!


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